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Thursday, August 16, 2012
Not Pollyanna.....This Is Mean Old Cranky Lo....You May Want to Pass
I know, I know, not a decent peep out of me since I came home from the hospital. Well, the truth is the creature I brought home in this box labelled "Lois" is nearly unrecognizable and she even scares me sometimes. Bitter, disgusted, disgruntled, angry and perhaps dangerous.
I am fed up to the teeth with these misshapen monsters whom I find it impossible to avoid.....Mutt (not a typo) Romney, Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin.........ugly people spouting idiocies and blasphemies.........I am having trouble finding a reason to go on living and that's the truth and I feel like taking a few of the worst offenders with me when I depart.
I had a lot of marvelous insights and adventures during my 2 weeks of pain and torture and I will do my best to reveal them to you soon, but not in this blog. This blog is for bitching and complaining.
Imagine me standing on the peak of the highest mountain screaming my mantra, "SHITPISSFUCK" alternating with a piercing but plaintive "what the hell is it all about?". I am in a state of befuddlement about this life we lead. Is there really a purpose amid all this madness?
The other Lois, if she reappears, will be back at this spot shortly uttering saner thoughts. Or not. You gotta take your chances folks.
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Lo, It's so amazing how different our worlds are. We are only seperated geographically by a mountain range yet we are worlds apart in our thinking. But all in all we seem to get along. Ain't life mysteriously grand?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure we both can agree that air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions ever.
Too bad it's causing us to need it so much.
DeleteIf hating all politicians conservative keeps you going, have at it!
ReplyDeletefrom one crank to another:
Don't want your vote, just want you to start feeling better.
Only eighty some days, they tell us as the news begins. Give me strength. Mutt is better than Mittens.
ReplyDeleteGood on you Lo for letting it all out. I like your style!
ReplyDeleteAmen, amen, amen!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you, cranky or not ~~~
Darling- you're just too sane.
ReplyDeleteI'm right there screaming with you. I swear.
Ah, ha, the Lady emerges... snarling, snapping, and verbose -- all excellent signs of returning to the World, ere long. Spew forth, if you will, it will simply roll off my back... Looking forward to the other Lois giving you what-for when she reads this blog... come visit when you can and see the Solar Chief, the solar oven I've invented for mainstream cooks. That should perk you up!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want you stuck with Mittens, Ryan and Palin until the end of time. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteLOVE it... Hahaaa.... it is amazing what keeps coming to light well, or dark...
ReplyDeleteglad to see you ;)
Lo, you have every right to vent. And maybe once you have screamed from the mountaintop, you will find some humor or some hope. As my friends used to say to me on my dark days, don't let the b@st@rds get you down!
ReplyDeleteI have been where you are, felt like you feel, so I understand, Cuss, rant, rave, or do whatever it takes to try to get back to the Lo that I know...The one that cares for every two, or four legged creature. If you stay angry it's ok,,I love you no matter what your frame of mind is in. As you can see, the followers of your blog feel the same way. You were missed when you were gone, and you are loved!! Hugs
ReplyDelete"SPF" seems sane to me, and appropriate!
ReplyDeleteGlad you're ranting. I can read yours and be glad I'm not the only one.
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