Thursday, August 2, 2012

Oops, Gol Darn and Shitpissfuck

Sorry folks...sometimes there are glitches.   Murphy still rules

 am going back to the hospital on friday for a bit more surgery  to close off a lleaking blood vessel.

I am OK except for having a thigh the size and color of a Smithfield ham........we won't talk about the pain.....oy.

I hope to be  home saturday or dead........either one is ok with me.

Will update you asap..  

Not to worry.....I will be OK as soon as they deal with the Ham.

Love     Lo


  1. Home on Saturday will be just fine, the other option is not acceptable...even if you are a liberal.

    Throwing in a little prayer anyway!


  2. So sorry for this added irritation. Looking forward to hearing what the doctors did when you flat planked one on them in gratitude!

  3. Nuthin' is straight forward -- there is always a glitch or two along the way. Bull your way through it -- and then tell us the exaggerated story this weekend.

    Best wishes.

  4. Thank goodness for this blog! We will be thinking about you tomorrow. We love you Lo. Please update us in some way on Saturday...

  5. You know Lo, I had a Smithfield ham once and didn't like it. It was waaaaaaaaaaay too salty. Speaking of thighs, who do you think (male/female)had/has the best legs you've ever seen?

    Keep your chin up and continue to pinch doctors' butts. It's therapeutic.

    Why American men should boycott American women

    I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes:

    1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)

    2. False domestic violence (DV) charges (same as above)

    3. Financial destruction of men in divorce courts through alimony and support payments (women get up to 95 percent of their ex-husband's income and savings, as well as the house, car, etc)

    4. Emotional destruction of men by ex-wives who have stolen their children from them and forbidden the fathers from having custody or contact with their own children

    5. Divorced dads who commit suicide as a result

    Not one single American woman has EVER condemned their fellow American women for committing these crimes against men. Silence means consent. Therefore, American women support and enjoy destroying men's lives and causing men to commit suicide. Apparently, American women think it is okay to be a criminal, just as long as you are a woman. Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away?

    A few more reasons to stay away from American women?

    -25 percent of American women take psychiatric drugs for mental illnesses.
    -25 percent of women under the age of 30 have at least one STD.
    -85 percent of divorces in America are INITIATED by women, thus women are responsible for the vast majority of divorces.
    -70 percent of criminals in America were raised by single mothers, thus feminism is responsible for most crime in America.
    -The majority of child molestation, child abuse, and child murder in America is done by WOMEN.

    Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.


    1. Poor fool.....I almost feel sorry for you .....but not quite.....

      I was going to delete you but will leave your rant so that beloved Murr Brewster's comment will retain its bite.

      I can only say I am glad we never met.

  7. I'm putting in a comment right here so our tiny little friend above will feel like the cream in the Oreo.

    I hope and expect your leg to get back to wiener size by next week. Don't say no to any pain drugs.

  8. lol @ Murr! Adore you Lo, feel better soon!

  9. Sheesh I can't turn my back for one minute ... now straighten out and fly right.

  10. Oh oh. This worries me. My procedure is planned for Oct. Get better quick, Lo...

  11. Ummm ... one word from you would cheer us up at this point, beautiful lady.