Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Still Shlepping, Still Kvetching......

I know, I is eons since I last posted.  I also know full well that I promised to stay in touch weekly........failed miserably at that, didn't I?  So sue me.

Be forewarned that this will not  e a proper post either, but it will have to do for today.  I have still been strugglig with the damned back and last week I had an unwelcome visit from an old enemy.......a dizzy attack from Meniere''s Syndrome, an inner ear imbalance.  Ughm yuck, aaarrrrgggghhhh and most certainly shitpissfuck.

When that happens nothing gets done but a lot of moaning and whimpering.  I think I am coming out of the end of the awful visitation, but I am not inspired to be very amusing right now.  However, my beloved friend, the brilliant, talented Bob Rinwald who sends me daily cheer- ups in the form of jokes.......some good and some not so.......hit my funnybone with today's offering and I decided to share it with all of you.  If I can't make you laugh, perhaps Bob can.

A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck
part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy
a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with
a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under
four conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once
again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
-Bob Ringwald K6YBV
916/ 806-9551


  1. That's hysterical and I'm sending it to my friend, Billy.
    Thank you Lo and thank you, Bob!

  2. Thanks for checking in, sweet lady. Your mother and I get worried when you're out after curfew like this. LOL.

  3. Yep, this needs passed round and round.
    Good to hear from you.

  4. Thanks for checking in and for the laugh.

  5. Yep. Bob made me laugh. Hope you're feeling better soon.

  6. Grooooooooooan!! thank you Bob, via Lo ~

    Dear lady ~ I'm so sorry about your back, and the return haunting from the Meniere's. but it is wonderful to hear from you ~

    Much love & many hugs ~

  7. Hi Lo! thanks for checking in and providing the joke - it was a knee-slapper. As for the ailments - screw 'em. I hope they vacate the premises soon.

  8. Dear Lo
    That one was a hoot. Made me laugh out loud at 6 AM. Life is not fun with aches and pains, so go ahead and use your signature word all you want. My son at age 50, was complaining about the hurts of the body and I said, "I understand. If I had known I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." LOL
    Good cheer to you, dear Lo and your cat.

  9. You know, there are people around here just like that...

    Thanks for sharing the laugh!

  10. That is definitely laugh-out-loud funny! Thank you so much for posting. Hopefully, you are on the mend -- it's good to see you here again.

  11. G'day Lo. What a hoot. Loved it. Take care. Liz...

  12. Ouch! I think I met Billy coming back from Florida at a small town gas station.....:)

  13. Good to hear you are still kicking and thanks for sharing the laugh too! Get well soon. That Meniere's is some rotten stuff, my Mother and sister both have it. :(