Thursday, December 2, 2010

Lo Finally Kvetches

Beware my darlings......You may not want to read any further.   I am getting close to the end of my rope.

I have frequently mentioned, with tongue in cheek, (how did that expression ever get started?)  that it  becomes a full time job for us old folks to tend to all the body parts that keep breaking down.  No longer have tongue in cheek.......I need it protruding slightly to enhance the decibels of my scream and shriek....eeeeeeeeeek........aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggghh.........shit, piss fuck!

I have fallen into the clutches of yet another ailment........a severe eye infection.  The good news is that it has stricken me in my bad eye.  The baaaaad news is that  it can spread and  I suspect that it may be  settting up housekeeping in my good eye too.   Sigh.     If that should happen I will not be able to blog till it clears up enough for me to pry the eyelid open so I can sort of see the monitor.  I am  already on so many meds lined up here, left and right, that I cannot see the table top on which my laptop rests and unless they really begin to work  soon I fear I am doomed to a blogless spell of undetermined length.  And, of course that means that you all will suffer because of my malady......what a bummer.  There actually is a disadvantage to the internet.........A hundred people or so may be feeling deprivation  because of my malaise.  Sob.

So sorry.  (however, there are a gazillion other blogs out there to keep you tittilated so I don't feel too guilty).

I will try to keep you posted.   If necessary I will dictate a few words for Florence, my caregiver, to enter for me.

Too bad I don't have Seeing  Eye Cats.........

19 comments:

  1. Dear Lo,

    You will be in my prayers for a quick recovery.

    messymimi

    ReplyDelete
  2. Ouch, no fun at all. Hope for a speedy recovery!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Well that sucks!
    Hang in there and do what you're told.
    Well.
    At least hang in there.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Honey, you are tough as nails! I suspect you will be back in no time. BUT....as I am sure you know, all these little things that happen to us are our body's way of saying 'relax sister'.

    Keep the t.v remote close and your spirits high xoxox

    ReplyDelete
  5. This, too, shall pass, dear lady ~ and I, for one, shall be here waiting for you ~~~

    ReplyDelete
  6. How will we fare without your longevity of wisdom entrancing us on a regular basis...get better sooner!!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. I hope your ailment passes quickly; there are many, many other blogs, but there are no others like yours :D.
    Take care!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Waaah! May your recovery be speedy! ~Betsy

    ReplyDelete
  9. Take care of yourself, Lo! We'll be here waiting for you!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hope you are soon well again Lo.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Hope you get all better real fast..sometimes I feel like I should join the ailment of the month club..or what part of my body can fail next support group:)

    ReplyDelete
  12. We're all on the edge of our seats, you know. Why can't you behave? Luckily your funnybone is still connected to the thinkbone. Be better soon please.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Oh, honey. You'll be better in a jiffy. I bet you will.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Hope you get better soon. It's not fair, is it?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Will be keeping everything crossed for a speedy recovery for you. Take good care of you, OK?! x

    ReplyDelete
  16. What can I say Lo...I am keeping my faith that this too shall pass and you wlll be blogging and writing to me more than ever, I love you dear,,,

    ReplyDelete
  17. That is rubbish news. Get better already!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Oh, crap. Eye infections. What next?? I hope it burns itself out soon without lasting effect. And the cats should at least provide comfort, if not aid.

    ReplyDelete
  19. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue-in-cheek

    ReplyDelete