I do not know if Bruce wrote this.....he may have....he is quite brilliant. However, to whomever wrote it I give credit and praise. I think it is wonderful and deserves to be spread as widely as possible. Feel free to copy and forward it to anyone you know who needs a laugh. And, if you know who wrote it, please advise me so I can give proper credit.
By the way...I had to work like hell to try to fit the type into my space so please forgive any choppped off words.
DRAFTING GUYS OVER 60
No - idiot !! The subject does not read dating guys over 60 - Put on your glasses & read it again !!
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Subject: Drafting Guys Over 60
Date: October 8, 2011 12:40:34 PM CDT
Drafting Guys Over 60
written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service
Vets over 60!
than 42 to join the military.
They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year-olds
off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys. You shouldn't be
able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35.
say 18-year-olds think about sex
every 10 seconds. Old guys only
think about sex a couple of times
a day, leaving us more than
28,000 additional seconds per
day to concentrate on the enemy.
been in combat and never saw a
single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I
ever do any pushups after
completing basic training.
Actually, the running part
is kind of a waste of energy, too...
I've never seen anyone
outrun a bullet.
on border patrol. They'll have
it secured the first night!