Today is my 84th Birthday folks.......I can barely imagine it........WTF.....how could this have happened?
To celebrate I just played and watched 2 old Mark Harmon movies (what a beautiful creature) and I have even forced my bod into Jeans and a Turtleneck Tee in order to be able to leave the house with 2 of my oldest (in every way) old friends who are coming by to take me to lunch.
When I return I will watch 2 more Mark Harmon movies, especially the one which shows him in full rear nakedness......and what an adorable ass he has......and I may pig out on Lindt Chocolate Truffles. (On some days I allow myself two of the blessed confections....that is really enough for me). After that I'll be damned if I know what I will do.....probably watch some old Sid Caesar TV shows which I was wise enough to get a few years ago followed by a season of Monty Python. I have also been smart enough to have kept 2 dvd and vcr players).
Then, after a bit of petting the cats till they can't stand it anymore and reading a few blogs that I missed earlier, I will probably take my handful of PM medications and go to bed for my usual 9 or 10 hour snooze.
Don't feel sorry for me.....except for the part about donning clothing, that is my idea of a perfect day....
The New Yorker covers: July 7 & 13, 2008
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