Sunday, May 22, 2011

Promises, Promises

Oh, Shit !  

The Rapture or whatever doesn't seem to have happened.

I guess I'd better go clean the kitty boxes.

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  1. Hi. Thanks for your comments!

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  2. You DIDN'T clean the kitty boxes? No wonder you were "left behind" with the rest of us reprobates! :-)

    I went out and bought some ice cream - just in case. I didn't want Jesus to show up and me have no food to offer him.

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  3. I'm still around too ~ just another sinner!

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  4. If it occurred, and the 144,000 (or whatever it was) people left us... I got left behind too. That part, at least, is not surprising.

    :)

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  5. Well maybe it did and you and I are left...may as well have another cup of coffee!!

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  6. Woke up yesterday to find I was still here. I then decided it was one of several things: that He came alone (sans angels, trumpets, horsemen because they'd make too much noise), He was so pissed off because we knew about it so He changed His mind (fooled ya!) or that it did happen and I am one of those left behind! However I seemed to have one friend less on Face Book so perhaps there was some elitism involved! Either that or the person couldn't bear the fact that I had mocked!

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  7. Caught up with the ironing. (Had been deferring it just in case it wasn't worth bothering.) That's my story.

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  8. Of course it didn't happen.

    One of my favorite sayings, edited:

    G-d put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, i am so far behind, i will never die, nor can the world end until i'm through.

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  9. I kind of like messymimi,,I am so far behind on the things I should have done, while I could, and didn't, He has to keep me here to fulfill the job He has sent me to do,,,I don't think I've done it yet!! ,

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  10. Wouldn't it be funny if there really HAD BEEN a rapture and so few people got raptured that no one even noticed? Like, maybe two people in the whole world?

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  11. Life goes on, thank goodness! Hope all is well with you. x

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  12. Ha! Shows what you know. I whisked away and am writing this from heaven above. Luckily, the wi-fi is excellent.

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  13. Dearest Lo, I forgot until I saw my friend's comment on Facebook "So much for the afterlife! It's just like the old one."

    Hope you are very well and still swimming in your wonderful pool xx

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  14. See, the problem is, well, us... we're so used to just giving anything ten seconds of our attention that we were REALLY focused on waiting for the Rapture; but, then, there was this mosquito... and, well, my cell phone rang and I answered it... and, then, I saw a spider on the wall that I had to kill... and, then, I went back to where I was standing IN FOCUS... and, well, I forgot what I was supposed to be focused on and then my dog needed to go outside... well, you can see what I was doing... and, all you had to do was empty the kitty boxes? Geez...

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