The erstwhile corpse seems to be twitching..........cancel the funeral and the wake

I am very ashamed at what I am about to do here.........I am about to commit plagary against myself..........

When I gallumphed into the dining room this morning on my walker and beat some life into the laptop I was inspired to write a few email lines to some of my dearest friends to reassure them that they had a chance of getting me back.  Having done that I decided that I owed my dear blog followers at least as much consideration......only trouble is that the rest of the morning will be taken up with PT exercises, correcting the seasoning in a batch of hummous I made yesterday ( I only forgot  the most important thing.....the dash of cumin that makes it all magical) and the downing of another dozen or so of the endless meds which are marked "am", so I decided to really cheat and simply post a copy of the reassuring letter I sent off.

Since all of you are filled with loving kindness I am hoping you will forgive my laziness.........don't forget....I HAVE been sick.............also there is that other old chestnut I can pull out here........you know that I mean well.......(ugh, I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, ain't I?)

Luv ya' all.......and thank you all again for your good thoughts.

Here goes....plagarizing myself.
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I just got up and am in the dining room wrapped in my Snuggie (which is the perfect garment for invalids in wheelchairs I have discovered.....waiting the required hour after my first pill of the day.   I am sore from my physical therapy session yesterday but it is helping a lot and I am hopeful that I will be walking someday without walker or cane even.  Wasn't sure I ever would for a while there.

By the way....if you can tell me where the italics cme from I will give you a medal.......there must be some key I hit by accident which  brings them out.........no biggie....I can live with italics............nothing compared to  being unable to breathe.

My hearing and vision have both suffered from this trauma abut I am grateful that my eye seems to be seeing  better now that my fever is gone.   I was really frightened when I tried to read a book the other day and failed miserably.......seems to be getting better now though I am still cupping my ear and saying "Ey?????  What did you say?"  I will probably have to try hearing aids again when this is over but right now I can simply demand that people speak up and stop mumbling.....the power of  being an invalid.  I may look on ebay for an ear trumpet.........I think that would fit my image perfectly.

Okay........it is an hour since I took the pill.......(one of about 20, incidentally.......no wonder I am not sure who the hell I am)......so I am going to have my bran flakes and yogurt.  Will write more later.

This is my first attempt at a real letter ....not the greatest but better than moans and whines, I guess.
More later.



 

saturday april 24

Oh, my.....holy moly.............it feels so good to be feeling better!  I want everyone to know that Lo or her reasonable facsimile just left he kitchen where she and her handmaiden, Consolee, just mixed up and baked a batch of lemon cookies and a pint or two of Hummous.........from my wheelchair, but all my own work nevertheless.    I am totally unable to verbalize the joy of getting back into my kitchen and stirring up a mess of pottage or whatever.  (does anyone know what the hell pottage is?)

It looks like I am really going to make it, folks...........a real blog may not be far away.

Thanks all for your good thoughts and good wishes and for the love.!!!!

friday april23

just a quickie.   Today the specialist pronounced me in good condition.........huzzah.  I am feeling quite a lot better and am now exhausted from the rounds with the physical therapist.....they are all merciless.

I am still unfit for  blogging but hopefully soon..........

Thanks to all you dear souls for your support.

wednesday apr 22

just a line to report that I am winning the war against pneumonia, I think.....fever down today........breathing easily.   will begin blogging again as soon as I have something to say of interest and as soon as my sense of humor revives...........hmmmmmm......where the hell do those italics keep popping up from?

Tuesday april 21

please refer to previous blog for my comment on the wondrous Hoveround.
Today is shaping up well.....am feeling better....fever is gone.......am even considering letting the cats attack me for a while.

more later.    one of these days I will keep that promise.

monday, april 22

Well, it seems to be just a month ago that I fell on my fanny and broke the hip.........glad that month is over.
I am finally begining to feel better....think I have the pneumonia licked and as long as I can breathe, anything seems possible.

Took my electric chair for a test run around the living room.....I give it it's maiden voyage down the ramp in about an hour on my way to the doctor..........I have visions of being catapulted into the magnolia bushes when I hit the bottom, but I am hoping for the best.

Have no doubt I will be a   menace to the neighborhood in no time.

More later.

sunday april 18

Hi, all

just a quick line to let you know that I am doing better and have hope for the future once again.

Urk, aaaarrrrgggghhh,  ugh and Oy vey.............this invalid scene is not my forte but I have had marvelous help from many sources and am sooooo grateful I will surely disgust you with my treacly utterances.

Sorry if I have caused you worry.....hope the worst is over now.

more later.

love, herself